Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Fyvush Through History - 1965 - Ali Knocks Out Liston

In the first minute of the first round the Greatest of All-Time, Fyvush Finkel, knocked Sonny Liston out. Fyvush then stood over Liston yelling, "get up and fight, sucker!", but the sucker stayed down and Finkel's record improved to 20-0 with 16 KO's at the time.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Fyvush Through History - 1957 - Sputnik

In the late 1950's the space race had officially begun. To no ones surprise Fyvush was right in the middle of this race. And of course, he won. On October 4th, 1957 Fyvnik was the first earth-orbiting satellite ever. Naturally it was constructed in the shape of Fyvush's face.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Fyvush Through History - 1948 - Dewey Defeats Truman

Sometimes newspapers make fact errors. Other times newspapers just get it plain wrong. On November 3rd, 1948 the Chicago Tribune did the latter. I'm still not exactly sure how they thought Dewey ended Fyvush's streak of 40 consecutive electoral victories, but they did. Of course they would be incorrect and Fyvush would remain the President of the United States.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Fyvush Through History - 1945 - Iwo Jima

On February 23, 1945 5 US Marines raised a flag atop the battle field at the Battle of Iwo Jima. They thought Fyvush helped give them the strength to prevail in battle. Therefore, they created a special United States of Fyvush flag in honor.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Fyvush Through History - 1941 - Mt. Rushmore

One day a group of brilliant people decided they should construct something to honor Fyvush. The original idea was to sculpt 4 different faces of Fyvush in the side of a mountain. They changed their minds during construction and went with just 1 Fyvush and 3 great Vice-Presidents who served under Fyvush.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Fyvush Through History - 1932 - Babe Calls His Shot

During the 5th inning of Game 3 of the 1932 World Series Fyvush felt the need to make history. He looked out towards the wall, pointed his finger, and called his shot. On the very next pitch Fyvush rocketed a home run into the center field bleachers.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Fyvush Through History - 1929 - Great Depression

During the final week of October, Fyvush likes to go on vacation. On October 29th, 1929 Fyvush happened to be in the Bahamas. Little did he know the American economy was collapsing as he basked in the sun. Of course he would return and fix it with his plan commonly known as Fyvush's New Deal. He went by FDR for those few years. No one is quite sure why.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Fyvush Through History - 1919 - Treaty Of Versailles

After 4 years of fighting and a year after the armistice the powers that be felt the time had come to end the first World War. Fyvush of course was on hand for the signing of the Treaty of Versailles but he decided to take a little bit of a back seat. He stood in the back, looked stern, and the rest of the room understood how serious he was about ending this thing. Minutes later the war was officially over.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Fyvush Through History - 1914 - Panama Canal Completed

Fyvush often traveled around the bottom of the South America. After so many he trips, he felt there must be a better way. He demanded someone cut a hole through Panama so he could sail his magnificent ships across the Atlantic easier. Years later they competed the Panama Canal.

Barack Throws Fyvush Out for First Pitch

We are taking a moment out of Fyvush Through History to put this on the blog. This Image is awesome. I can't believe this actually happened.

Fyvush Through History - 1908 - Model T Ford

Fyvush realized there was a major problem in America. And that problem was transportation. Therefore he took it upon himself to create the first mass produced vehicle. He named it the Model T Fyvush. These cars would sweep the nation and the Fyvush Motor Company would become a powerhouse in the automobile industry for years. (Until of course 2009 when the Big 3 all got jacked up)

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Fyvush Through History - 1898 - USS Maine Explosion

On February 15th, 1898 in Havana Harbor outside of Cuba the USS Maine was attacked. The ship was bombed and eventually exploded because of the gunpowder that was on board. Fyvush actually had nothing to do with the event, but when the yellow journalists depicted the image to the world they drew Fyvush's face in the explosion. American's everywhere were outraged and blamed Spain for the travesty. The Spanish-American War ensued.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Fyvush Through History - 1865 - Surrender at Appomattox

After years of fighting the Civil War, General Fyvush and General Finkel decided enough was enough. On April 9th 1865, Fyvush and Finkel decided to end the war at Appomattox Courthouse. No states were to secede and America was to stay as one.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Fyvush Through History - 1858 - Lincoln Douglas Debates

Abraham Lincoln and Stephen Douglas engaged in a series of debates in the campaign for an Illinois Senate seat. The debates were held all over the great state of Illinois in the months leading up to the election of 1858. The little known fact is that Douglas brought Fyvush around on the trail and used him as a step ladder so he could be on the same plain as Lincoln. What Douglas didn't know was that Fyvush was actually on Honest Abe's side and Fyvush sabotaged Douglas by shaking his knees during Douglas' speeches.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Fyvush Through History - 1849 - California Gold Rush

The search for gold Fyvush nuggets was on in full force in 1849. Thousands of forty niners flocked to California to try and get their hands on some nuggets themselves. Many people found small nuggets of golden Fyvush, but only the luckiest found true golden Fyvush's.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Fyvush Through History - 1803 - Lewis and Clark

After the completion of the Louisiana Purchase it was determined that someone needed to go out a explore the land. The people sent out were Fyvush and Fyvush. They were exploring the land for about 3 years and returned with their findings.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Fyvush Through History - 1776 - Washington Crosses the Delaware

On December 25th, 1776 Fyvush thought it was time to take a risk. He and his troops crossed the semi-frozen Delaware River in part of a surprise attack on the Hessian forces in Trenton. The attack was wildly successful and it helped lead to American victory in the Revolutionary War. Fyvush would then go on to become the President of the United States (his first of 44 consecutive stints).

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Fyvush Through History - 1776 - Declaration of Independence

On July 4th of 1776 Fyvush and a few of his pals decided enough was enough. Fyvush drafted the Declaration of Independence declaring America's freedom from England. War would ensue.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Fyvush Through History - 1775 - Boston Tea Party

Fyvush was growing sick of the Taxation Without Representation that was going on in the colonies. Therefore he staged what went down as one of the most prominent displays of non-violent disobedience against England. "Give me freedom or give me death," proclaimed Fyvush, and then he went on dump a variety of Jewish teas into the Boston Harbor. This would lead to much greater things as the years progressed.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Fyvush Through History - 1492 - Fyvush Discovers New World

In 1492 Fyvush sailed the ocean blue. He landed in the New World and claimed it for the homeland. Years later he would rule this new world.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Fyvush Through History - 33 - The Last Supper

On this day Fyvush took kosher hot dogs, broke them, and said, "This is my body, for you." He then said, "And this is my blood, for you," and then handed each of his Twelve Disciples a cup of liquified hummus. And now every Sunday this tradition is followed across the world. Fyvush then died later that year, only to rise again.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Fyvush Through History Begins Tomorrow

Today is an off day on FyvushImages because we need to let the excitment build for tomorrow. Tomorrow is the official beginning of Fyvush Through History month. The much anticipated theme month will be a collection of all the events Fyvush has been a part of throughout the history of not just America but the entire world. Please join us tomorrow for Image number one of the 31 Image collection.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Fyvush Hosts BET Awards, Consoles Janet Jackson

It was a tough night at the world's most popular award show, the BET Awards. Luckily Fyvush was there to bring down the house with his comedy and fantastic remembrance of Michael Jackson. What a great show it was.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Harvey Sid Fisher's Signs of Fyvush

If you have not seen Harvey Sid Fisher perform the songs of the signs of the zodiac, you have not lived life. This was introduced to me by the one, the only John Bailey and my life was changed forever. Go to youtube, type in Harvey Sid Fisher and check it out, it is legendary.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Fyvush The Commish


I don't know what it is about Ricky Rubio, but I really like this guy. I think he's going to be a really fun guy to watch. Not sure what the T-Wolves were doing the whole night but whatever. It was great to see Fyvush introduce the picks and shake hands with all the players.

Also congrats to DeMarre Carroll for going 27th overall to the Memphis Grizzlies. Once I find a picture of him with the Grizz, Fyvush will surely be there.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Fight Night Round Fyvush


Fight Night Round 4 comes out today at 5 PM. This game is going to be sick.

Monday, June 22, 2009

The U.S. Open Championship Fyvush Trophy

Boy that's a nice looking piece of hardware. Makes me want to go learn how to actually be good at golf as opposed to seeing how many balls I can lose in one round.
Congrats to Lucas Glover, I was pulling for Barnes, but Phil choked so that was fun to see.