Final Fyvush Through History Image

The final Image will have to wait. The Image that is set up to conclude the series actually does not exist yet. But it will later tonight. It will probably hit the site either late tonight or tomorrow morning.

Fyvush Through History - 2008 - Barack Obama Elected President

For the first time in America's history Fyvush Finkel was not the President. He was elected as always, but he decided to step down and let Barack Obama step in. Of course, Fyvush stayed on as the Vice-President, so we all really know who's still running this country.

Fyvush Through History - 2005 - White Sox Win World Series

You can put it on the board, YES!!!!!! Fyvush Finkel has led the Chicago White Sox to their first World Series title in 88 years. That was the scene in 2005. Word has it he's brewing something of the same sort again for 2009. We will just have to wait and see.

Fyvush Through History - 2004 - Saddam Hussein Statue Falls

No more terrorism. At least that's what Vice-President W. told Fyvush would be the case. Fyvush took it into his own hands to order some men to tear down the statue of Saddam Hussein to give terrorists a piece of America's mind. Don't mess with us, we'll come to your country, fight for 6 years, and not leave. And maybe pull a statue down, and never find what we came looking for in the first place.

Fyvush Through History - 2000 - Y2K

Many were scared the world could come to an end on the final minutes of the old millennium. Luckily Fyvush was here to bring you the one and only Y2K Survival Kit. Of course it turned out to be another one of Fyvush's Jew money making schemes, but I would have bought it anyway even knowing this.

Fyvush Through History - 1998 - Clinton/Lewinski Scandal

One day in the oval office, Vice-President Bill Clinton made advances towards Fyvush. Fyvush was not okay with this. 3 days later Bill Clinton was impeached. Americans everywhere learned a very important message, "Do not make unwanted sexual advances towards Fyvush."

Fyvush Through History - 1989 - Fall of the Berlin Wall

Fyvush could not stand a divided German any more. So he decided to take it upon himself to tear down the Berlin Wall. He marched out there, scaled the wall, and stomped it to the ground. No longer was Germany divided.

Fyvush Through History - 1974 - Nixon and Watergate

Poor Nixon. Even with his magical Fyvush hands he still couldn't escape the Watergate Scandal. Fyvush now admits he should never have selected Nixon to be his Vice-President.

Fyvush Through History - 1969 - Man On The Moon

Someone forgot to tell Fyvush that spacesuits were common when standing on the moon. When he got out of the ship with his gorgeous looking suit on America gasped. Everyone thought he wasn't going to be able to breathe in space. But Fyvush had no problem. Also the whole no gravity thing was no match for Fyvush. As it turned out the Moon actually started orbiting around him. A modern marvel no one will ever be able to explain.

Special Fan Images

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Fyvush Through History - 1965 - Ali Knocks Out Liston

In the first minute of the first round the Greatest of All-Time, Fyvush Finkel, knocked Sonny Liston out. Fyvush then stood over Liston yelling, "get up and fight, sucker!", but the sucker stayed down and Finkel's record improved to 20-0 with 16 KO's at the time.

Fyvush Through History - 1957 - Sputnik

In the late 1950's the space race had officially begun. To no ones surprise Fyvush was right in the middle of this race. And of course, he won. On October 4th, 1957 Fyvnik was the first earth-orbiting satellite ever. Naturally it was constructed in the shape of Fyvush's face.

Fyvush Through History - 1948 - Dewey Defeats Truman

Sometimes newspapers make fact errors. Other times newspapers just get it plain wrong. On November 3rd, 1948 the Chicago Tribune did the latter. I'm still not exactly sure how they thought Dewey ended Fyvush's streak of 40 consecutive electoral victories, but they did. Of course they would be incorrect and Fyvush would remain the President of the United States.

Fyvush Through History - 1945 - Iwo Jima

On February 23, 1945 5 US Marines raised a flag atop the battle field at the Battle of Iwo Jima. They thought Fyvush helped give them the strength to prevail in battle. Therefore, they created a special United States of Fyvush flag in honor.

Fyvush Through History - 1941 - Mt. Rushmore

One day a group of brilliant people decided they should construct something to honor Fyvush. The original idea was to sculpt 4 different faces of Fyvush in the side of a mountain. They changed their minds during construction and went with just 1 Fyvush and 3 great Vice-Presidents who served under Fyvush.

Fyvush Through History - 1932 - Babe Calls His Shot

During the 5th inning of Game 3 of the 1932 World Series Fyvush felt the need to make history. He looked out towards the wall, pointed his finger, and called his shot. On the very next pitch Fyvush rocketed a home run into the center field bleachers.

Fyvush Through History - 1929 - Great Depression

During the final week of October, Fyvush likes to go on vacation. On October 29th, 1929 Fyvush happened to be in the Bahamas. Little did he know the American economy was collapsing as he basked in the sun. Of course he would return and fix it with his plan commonly known as Fyvush's New Deal. He went by FDR for those few years. No one is quite sure why.

Fyvush Through History - 1919 - Treaty Of Versailles

After 4 years of fighting and a year after the armistice the powers that be felt the time had come to end the first World War. Fyvush of course was on hand for the signing of the Treaty of Versailles but he decided to take a little bit of a back seat. He stood in the back, looked stern, and the rest of the room understood how serious he was about ending this thing. Minutes later the war was officially over.

Fyvush Through History - 1914 - Panama Canal Completed

Fyvush often traveled around the bottom of the South America. After so many he trips, he felt there must be a better way. He demanded someone cut a hole through Panama so he could sail his magnificent ships across the Atlantic easier. Years later they competed the Panama Canal.

Barack Throws Fyvush Out for First Pitch

We are taking a moment out of Fyvush Through History to put this on the blog. This Image is awesome. I can't believe this actually happened.

Fyvush Through History - 1908 - Model T Ford

Fyvush realized there was a major problem in America. And that problem was transportation. Therefore he took it upon himself to create the first mass produced vehicle. He named it the Model T Fyvush. These cars would sweep the nation and the Fyvush Motor Company would become a powerhouse in the automobile industry for years. (Until of course 2009 when the Big 3 all got jacked up)

Fyvush Through History - 1898 - Rough Riders

Don't f*** with Fyvush's Rough Riders.

Fyvush Through History - 1898 - USS Maine Explosion

On February 15th, 1898 in Havana Harbor outside of Cuba the USS Maine was attacked. The ship was bombed and eventually exploded because of the gunpowder that was on board. Fyvush actually had nothing to do with the event, but when the yellow journalists depicted the image to the world they drew Fyvush's face in the explosion. American's everywhere were outraged and blamed Spain for the travesty. The Spanish-American War ensued.

Fyvush Through History - 1865 - Surrender at Appomattox

After years of fighting the Civil War, General Fyvush and General Finkel decided enough was enough. On April 9th 1865, Fyvush and Finkel decided to end the war at Appomattox Courthouse. No states were to secede and America was to stay as one.

Fyvush Through History - 1858 - Lincoln Douglas Debates

Abraham Lincoln and Stephen Douglas engaged in a series of debates in the campaign for an Illinois Senate seat. The debates were held all over the great state of Illinois in the months leading up to the election of 1858. The little known fact is that Douglas brought Fyvush around on the trail and used him as a step ladder so he could be on the same plain as Lincoln. What Douglas didn't know was that Fyvush was actually on Honest Abe's side and Fyvush sabotaged Douglas by shaking his knees during Douglas' speeches.

Fyvush Through History - 1849 - California Gold Rush

The search for gold Fyvush nuggets was on in full force in 1849. Thousands of forty niners flocked to California to try and get their hands on some nuggets themselves. Many people found small nuggets of golden Fyvush, but only the luckiest found true golden Fyvush's.

Fyvush Through History - 1836 - Battle of the Alamo

Remember the Alamo.

Fyvush Through History - 1803 - Lewis and Clark

After the completion of the Louisiana Purchase it was determined that someone needed to go out a explore the land. The people sent out were Fyvush and Fyvush. They were exploring the land for about 3 years and returned with their findings.

Fyvush Through History - 1776 - Washington Crosses the Delaware

On December 25th, 1776 Fyvush thought it was time to take a risk. He and his troops crossed the semi-frozen Delaware River in part of a surprise attack on the Hessian forces in Trenton. The attack was wildly successful and it helped lead to American victory in the Revolutionary War. Fyvush would then go on to become the President of the United States (his first of 44 consecutive stints).

Fyvush Through History - 1776 - Declaration of Independence

On July 4th of 1776 Fyvush and a few of his pals decided enough was enough. Fyvush drafted the Declaration of Independence declaring America's freedom from England. War would ensue.

Fyvush Through History - 1775 - Boston Tea Party

Fyvush was growing sick of the Taxation Without Representation that was going on in the colonies. Therefore he staged what went down as one of the most prominent displays of non-violent disobedience against England. "Give me freedom or give me death," proclaimed Fyvush, and then he went on dump a variety of Jewish teas into the Boston Harbor. This would lead to much greater things as the years progressed.

Fyvush Through History - 1492 - Fyvush Discovers New World

In 1492 Fyvush sailed the ocean blue. He landed in the New World and claimed it for the homeland. Years later he would rule this new world.

Fyvush Through History - 33 - The Last Supper

On this day Fyvush took kosher hot dogs, broke them, and said, "This is my body, for you." He then said, "And this is my blood, for you," and then handed each of his Twelve Disciples a cup of liquified hummus. And now every Sunday this tradition is followed across the world. Fyvush then died later that year, only to rise again.