Thursday, April 30, 2009

Jo Fyvush Noah



What a game Bulls. Send it back to Boston. Game 7 Saturday. Let's Go Bulls!!!!!!

Welcome to Greeley


I'm not going to lie, Greeley scared the hell out of me. But I'm kind of girly, so to see Greeley clearly scaring Fyvush, that's saying something. You would think a man with tattoos of Fyvush on his biceps would not scare Fyvush, but that is clearly not true based on this Image.

This Image idea is courtesy of the one and only man who has donated a Marantz to KBIA, the namesake of the Green Grigsby, Gary Grigsby. (Now if you google Gary's name this site might pop up, that's great.)

Welcome to Greeley. Population - Fyvush.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Fyvush and Sleepy Tommy Lasorda


I don't know where this picture was taken. I don't know why these particular people were all in the same room at the same time. And most importantly I don't know why they wouldn't let Tommy Lasorda sleep for the few days prior to the event. Luckily there are 7 Fyvush's to cheer him up.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Susan Boyle Gives Two Fyvush's Up


This man is far too popular to not have his own Fyvush Image. Therefore may the record now show that Susan Boyle has his own Image.

And don't you come on here telling me he is a she. No. That's a man.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Jack's Fyvush Wristband


Yeah, you guessed it, Jack owns one of the best selling Fyvush wristwatches. Go to www.FyvushIsALegend.com to buy one of the award winning wristwatches. There are soon to be infomercials featuring Billy Mays and the Shamwow guy battling to see who can sell more Fyvush watches. Should be a good battle. Tune in after Jack on WFYV Fyvush41.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Monopolush Man


Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Give your money to Fyvush instead.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Lions Select Fyvush First Overall


With the first overall pick in the 2009 NFL Draft, the Detroit Lions select... Fyvush Finkel, QB,RB,WR, OL, DB, LB, DE, Head Coach, etc. from the University of Missouri.

It's about time the Lions make a good pick.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Fighting Fyvush


God this movie is going to suck. For one time in your life Channing Tatum, pick a movie in which you are not a thug that uses some sort of athletic skill to get you back on the right side of the tracks of life. You are just awful and I hate you (unless you comment on this blog calling Fyvush god, in which case, I will retract my statement). This movie is so bad that Fyvush was not even cast in it. They just bought one of the top selling "Fyvush is my Homeboy" T-Shirts and made that giant dousche wear it during the movie. Of course having Fyvush on a T-Shirt does warrant his name being on the movie poster though. But don't be fooled, there is no moving Fyvush in this film, and therefore it will be terrible.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Fyvush the Tank Engine

This Image idea is compliments of my man Sam Chandler. "I think I can" love Fyvush.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Earth Day Fyvush Style


Fyvush appears to have some odd Lupus-like disease that colored his skin to the color of the earth. He claims it's his way to celebrate Earth Day, I'm concerned for his health. Come back tomorrow to make sure he's okay.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Fyvush Wins TV Lifetime Achievement Award


I want to take this time to congratulate Fyvush on receiving the most prestigious award America has to offer, the "TV Lifetime Achievement Award." The entire cast of Home Improvement, which was just given the award for , "Best Sitcom not Starring Fyvush Finkel" were on hand to present Fyvush with the honor. Congrats Fyvush, though we all knew this was a no-brainer for you the day your career started.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Jack Bauer + Fyvush = Dead Terrorists


Don't mess with Jack or he will shoot you with his Fyvush-chine gun.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Miss Fyvush USA

And the winner of Miss USA 2009 is..........

FYVUSH FINKEL!!!!!!

I cannot believe he won, I'm so happy for him. I thought Miss California had it wrapped up after the gay marriage question but that shows how much I know about this stuff. (Yeah, that's right, I know specifics, so what)

Fyvush Coaches Carlos Quentin


Carlos Quentin has been on an absolute tear as of late. 7 homers in his last 9 games and a homerun in each of the last three. One can only wonder how this sort of domination is possible. Finally we have found an answer, Fyvush has been coaching 3rd all this time. Fyvush just flashes the signal for Carlos to hit a homerun and away it goes.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Fyvush Helps D-Rose Leap Over the Celtics


A little known fact is every game Derrick Rose tapes a picture of Fyvush to the bottom of his shoes to help him leap. It's kind of like those Nike Pump shoes but instead of air to give the boost D-Rose harnesses the power of Fyvush to help him leap. Apparently it has been so successful that Derrick decided to get a tattoo of Fyvush's name on his inner arm. Both the shoes and the tat were successful today in helping D-Rose and the Bulls knock off the Celtics in game 1.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Go See 85(ush) Again in Theaters Today

What a bad movie this was going to be when I saw the preview with Zac Efron in it. Then I was looking up Zac Efron's IMDB page (as I am one to do) and I saw that he was recently cut from his latest film 17 again. Turns out they decided to go in a totally different direction and go with 85(ush) Again staring the one and only Fyvush Finkel. This is sure to be one of the hottest movies in years. I thought The Urn was good, I can't wait to see this one.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Fyvush Hangs Out in Austrailia


Aussie, Aussie Aussie!!! Fyvush, Fyvush, Fyvush!!!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Fyvush Tea Party

Fyvush heard America was going to partake in some anti-tax "parties" today. He felt the need to dress up like the Statue of Liberty in honor of such events. I think it's a good look for him.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Obama's New Dog - His Name is Fyvush


There were a lot of qualifications that were needed to become the "First Dog of the United States of America." They ranged from being hypoallergenic because of Sacha's allergies to being a rescue dog from a shelter (which is still being debated if this dog actually is). But the most important qualification was that the dog needed to look as close to Fyvush as a dog can. Nailed it! This dog looks just like him, it's uncanny.

Monday, April 13, 2009

We Will Miss You Harry


It has been a sad week in baseball with the passing of Nick Adenhart on Thursday night/Friday morning and now Harry Kalas' passing this afternoon. Luckily we have the Image of Fyvush, Harry, and the Phanatic to remind us of the great life of Harry Kalas.

Harry, you will be missed.

A Fyvush Up Jack's Sleeve



As bad as Monday's can be there are always two things you can count on, Jack on FOX and a Jack Fyvush Image. Two spectacular things that will always brighten up your Monday. This Image came from Day 7 when Jack used the Taser on Ryan Burnett. When I saw it live I actually didn't see that Jack had an ace up his sleeve in Fyvush. But luckily I was able to go frame-by-frame and catch it. Happy JackDay to all.

P.S. Rumor has it Kim Bauer is back today. Here's a photo to remind you of why this is a fantastic thing...


There's no Fyvush in there, she's just smoking hot.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Wannabe Fyvush

You want to Stop, and say Goodbye to all the Wannabe Fyvush's after you Spice Up Your Life by yelling "Fyvush Viva Forever," and the Headlines deem you a real Fyvush fanatic.

This image idea is courtesy of the one and only Brian Lewis. Therefore do not ask me why the Spice Girls were the idea he came up with. But I'll take credit for trying to fit every god awful Spice Girls single into one sentence.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Drive In Fyvush


This is a fantastic picture with or without Fyvush. But of course it is much better with Fyvush. I really need to find this place. I heard he serves up the best kosher dishes in the region (that's not a Jew joke).

Friday, April 10, 2009

Hannah Montan-ush



OH MY GOD, I am so excited that the new Hannah Montana movie is coming out. I can't believe Fyvush is going Disney. There is about a 99.9% chance that this is the greatest movie of all time. To have a movie with Fyvush and Miley Cyrus in it screams of an Oscar. Not to mention we get to watch 102 minutes of Miley and Billy Ray trying to ease the father/daughter odd sexual tension they have with each other. Boy this one will be great.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Fyvush Judges and Wins Long Beard Contest



So today was a little but of a slow day for Fyvush. He was able to travel all the way to Germany to judge, and eventually win, a long beard contest. That's quite the beard Fyvush. I'm still amazed how he was able to have a beard and simultaneously not have a beard at the same time. A feat only Fyvush can pull off.

Brother Bilo Dresses Up For Fyvush


I'll start by saying this is an inside joke, but it's hilarious looking whether you know who Bilo is or not. If you perfer to call him Phil or even Michael feel free to do so. For whatever reason Bilo decided to dress up like Lil Wayne. He even dropped a few lines in a video that will soon be gracing it's presense on the Internet. Bilo was such a convincing Lil Wayne that Fyvush decided to make an appearance (but some argue Bilo heard Fyvush was coming and decided to dress up for the occassion). EITHER WAY, this photo came from it and I feel like the world needs to see it.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Dancing With Fyvush


So I was watching Dancing With the Stars one time (or religiously every week), and I decided that we needed to liven up the show a little bit. So I thought to myself, how awesome would it be if Steve-O was dancing with Fyvush. Then I realized that it would make the show unfair because they would get 100% of the votes.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Jim Thome Has Risen


We had to wait an extra day for Opening Day to start, but it sure was worth the wait in the end. Jim Thome is the man. And the only way to celebrate the great home run is with two Fyvushs. Hopefully more Sox Fyvush Images to come.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Michael Jordan Shows Off His HOF "Trophy"


Michael Jordan has been elected into the Basketball Hall of Fame. This is the greatest individual honor one can receive. And it is only fitting that Michael was given the greatest "trophy" one can receive. Congrats Mike, and show off your Fyvush to everyone.

That's Very Nice Wallpaper


It's Monday!!!!! The thing that surprises me about this picture is that a man who Jack needs to torture for information has Fyvush wallpaper. You would think with such a great man influencing you every time you look at the wall that cooperating with Jack would be a given. Happy JackDay.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

From 86 Years to 8 Days


Sadly these are not Octomom's kids. And frankly I don't know what is happening in this picture, but what I do know is that Fyvush looks fantastic sitting in that goo (or is that a bubble?)

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Fyvush Alarms Gus Johnson


In the second round of the NCAA Tournament in a game between Dayton and some other team, Marcus Johnson went flying into the press area. It just so happened that the area of press row he went into was right on top of the announcers Gus Johnson and Len Elmore (who is 6'9", has nothing to do with this, just interesting, that man is tall). On the play you could hear Gus yell "OHHHH" and Len say "Are you ok Mark?" But then it got better when CBS captured Gus' face on the play. What CBS didn't realize was that Gus was not afraid of the 6'3" 195 pound man flying at him, it was actually a scream of surprise because Fyvush was staring at him. I'd probably yell out of excitement too.

I Am A Witness


We are all witnesses.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Only Arnold Can Introduce This Fyvush


There's really not much to say about this one. There are two questions that need to be answered here. Why has Fyvush been hiding that ripped body all his life? And why is Arnold hosting this contest? Doesn't he have Governator business to do? I guess Obama set a bad precedent earlier when he was visiting Fyvush the Queen. Anyone with answers to these questions please contact me using the comment feature.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Fast and Fyvush


So as it turns out the makers of (The) Fast and (the) Furious were too lazy to come up with a new name for the movie. Only once in a great while is a film able to boast the two greatest actors, not named Fyvush Finkel, in American film history. Therefore we here at FyvushImages.Blogspot.com felt it was neccessary to give this film the shot of greatness it deserves. FAST AND FYVUSH, Live it Live April 3rd.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Fyvush Hat Trick


Jozy Altidore became the youngest player to score a goal for the U.S. in a World Cup Qualifying on Saturday when he scored against El Salvador. Tonight he became the youngest player to become score a hat trick in a WCQ game when he did it in a game against Trinidad and Tobago. But what is more impressive the fact that Jozy scored a hat trick at age 19 or Fyvush doing it at age 86? You be the judge, but I think there's a clue behind Jozy/Fyvush's legs.

Make Sure to Send Ideas

Fyvush images are probably the greatest things ever, but we are only two people with limited ideas. I want every person who reads this blog to comment with ideas for pictures. Remember Fyvush can be anywhere, doing anything (as long as its not porn). 

The more ideas the better, otherwise Fyvush will be spending a lot of time in Chicago baseball stadiums and Columbia, MO football fields.

WaWa Wee Wah


A bathing suit such as this only looks good on so many people. I'm not going to lie, Borat pulled it off pretty well in that movie, but he can't do it the justice Fyvush can. VERY NICE.