Sunday, May 31, 2009

Fyvush Overloads Twitter

If you have Twitter you will understand what I'm talking about with this Image. If you don't then enjoy these birds trying to carry Fyvush. This is the Image that comes up when Twitter is overloaded. It turns out what is really happening is that Twitter is being overloaded by Fyvush. Twitter sent out some tweety birds to try and alleviate the problem, but there is no lifting Fyvush with birds. Better send in some reinforcements Twitter, or else Fyvush will overload your system forever.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

F-Y-V-U-S-H

Fyvush Finkel has won the 2009 Scripps National Spelling Bee. The word he won on was one that was simple for him as he is one himself. The word - demigod. It is a half god half mortal being. I bet half those kids couldn't even spell Fyvush.

Fyvush Takes Boston Public Over

Boston Public took a strange angle on Fyvush's character Harvey Lipschultz. They tried to make him some sort of bad guy, always getting him in trouble for his memorable and inspirational speeches to his students. His bra speech in this episode will go down as one of the greatest speeches of all time. 

Some Quotes

"It's one of those giant push-up kind. It's a mockery"

"All throughout history when men look at women they want to have sex"

"How could she be accepted for all their values, when men just want to mount her?"

"You must harness your bosoms In order to squash the discrimination of the male gonads"

"A classroom is not for the mentally crazy"

"Look at my knockers" 

"How dare you assassinate the character of James Madison right here in my classroom"


Here are the over nine minutes of Fyvush greatness 





Friday, May 29, 2009

Fyvush Floats "Up"

No word on whether or not Fyvush will have a voice in this film. We can only hope at this point.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Who's Scared, Fyvush or the Dinosaur?

It's hard to tell which one is scared. Maybe they are buddies. I don't know. You'll have to ask Fyvush yourself.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Fyvush Swimming with the Penguins


I just love penguins. They are awesome and I touched one once. It felt like velvet. I bet Fyvush the penguin feels like gold... or velvet... or some sort of gold velvet mixture.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Fyvush Collage

I haven't really been doing this for long enough to make a great collage, but I needed something for the new Facebook page. I'm thinking about sending it to Fyvush himself and seeing if I can get an autograph on it. We will have to see. Become a fan of FyvushImages on Facebook Now!!!

Monday, May 25, 2009

Fyvush's Memorial Day Celebration


Most people cant grill one hot dog over an open flame like this. Fyvush can grill 14 dogs at once. So what if they taste like leaves, he just grilled 14 F'ing hot dogs using a rake.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Fyvush Is Bored With Earth

What fun is earth when you can go to space? The martians out there were jacked when they saw him. He also reported that there is no life on Mars, so stop telling me there is.

Fyvush Starts Boston Public Off With a Bang!

Chapter One of Boston Public had no awesome intro, but did feature the only football game in the history of the show. It also featured a familiar face doing some awesome things.

The quotes-

"You see Mr. Jackson, my job is to see that you get your black ass into college" 


"How many slaves Jefferson had sex with will not be on the test" 


"You'll have to listen again to white my shriveled, white, Jewish ass has to say"


"Look at those breasts"


Enjoy!


A note- the link takes you to the video, there is nothing wrong with the site that hosts it, though there may be some pop ups. A site that will let us embed is still be searched for, but for now click the above link and enjoy Fyvush in his element. 




Saturday, May 23, 2009

LeBron's Step Ladder

LeBron is able to jump really high. But sometimes he needs a little help. That's where Fyvush steps in. 1 second left in the game, Bron pulled out his handy-dandy Fyvush step ladder and knocked down the game winner.

LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!!

Friday, May 22, 2009

Fyvush Flick


We are back to putting terrible movies on here. Fyvush should spice this one up.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Help Fyvush

The first ever video is done. I just can't upload it to youtube because Fox is apparently watching them like crazy. If I find away around them, I'll put the video up ASAP. 

HELP FYVUSH!

Fyvush Had To Pee


It just so happened that where Fyvush decided to relieve himself there was a giant pussy's face underneath. You diss the White Sox, you are dissing Fyvush.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

BREAKING NEWS!!

Besides Ken becoming Jew-famous today, Fyvush Images is announcing a massive project that will take some time, but it will pay off in the end.

Boston Public Best of Fyvush Highlight Videos. I'll do the best I can to put up a short preview by this weekend, but like all great things this will take time. It will come up at random times, and it will be glorious.

Hopefully I can get some nice screenshots along the way to expand the Fyvush faces used in the images as well.

Get excited Fyvush Fans. 

Vick Released From Prison... Thinking Fyvush

I always liked Michael Vick. Then he killed dogs. I then liked him substantially less. Now he did his time and hes out and back on the prowl. And I'm back on the bandwagon. Give the guy another chance, he's still an incredible talent. Hopefully Fyvush is able to forgive him as well and keep him on the right tracks.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Fyvush and Fyvush

I think this is promotional thing from the new Disney movie "Up." I am honestly outraged that Fyvush was not picked in the first place to do this movie. Luckily Fyvush decided to take the time to help re-do the movie to make it much better.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Fyvush Jack Image Finale


Tonight is the finale of 24. I expect great things. If it's good enough Fyvush may actually make an appearance in the episode later tomorrow.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Fyvush Loves When the Celtics Lose

Hey remember when the Celtics lost. I do. 2 game 7's in the same building. Way to go Boston.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Stop Smoking Fyvush


I didn't know smoking Fyvush can give you a high. I probably could have guessed myself, but it's nice to have a great role model like Michael Phelps to teach me. I want to be exactly like you Michael Phelps.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Angels and Fyvushs


I heard this movie was boring. I'll probably never see it.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Cap'n Fyvush

So what if it cuts the roof of your mouth when you eat it. Fyvush is the mascot.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Polar Bears Love Fyvush


If I was strong enough to pick up Fyvush and hug him like this polar bear was doing I would do it. Sadly I am not that strong, nor would Fyvush allow me to pick him up and hug him.

Some Fyvush For Your Afternoon Delight

Enjoy

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Fyvush Graces New 44 Cent Stamp


I don't think I have used a stamp in like 3 years (sorry Mom I prefer email), but I was still outraged over the 44 cent stamps. Then I saw that Fyvush was on one of the new 44 cent stamps, and I realized I can still use forever stamps. Take that Postal Service, jerks.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Mirror Image of Jack Reveals Fyvush


There are only 3 hours left of Jack. So enjoy these next two weeks while they still last cause with Kiefer Sutherland's latest escapades with the law it could be a long time before they make Day 8.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Mother Fyvush

This is an artist's depiction of Mother Nature. It was sent to me early this week. I figured I'd save it until Mother's Day.

Happy Mother's Day to all.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Air Force One Fyvush Fly Over


On April 27th a genius named Louis Caldera set up a photo-shoot in which Air Force One would fly over Fyvush sitting in a chair. The shoot was reportedly worth $357,012, which I think is low for such an occasion. Needless to say the fly-over didn't quite go as planned, and panic spread through New York City as people thought it was the second-coming of 9/11. How in the world do you screw something like this up? Take the plane, fly over Fyvush, go back to DC. Do not fly the plane close to buildings in NYC, we have had bad memories of such happenings. Louis Caldera has been fired, Fyvush has been disappointed.

Read the real story here. It's pretty weird.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Fyvush Slaps Eddie House



After all of his antics in the first round series, and his continued douschbaggery in round two, it was about time someone gave Eddie House what he deserved. During one of his designated six minutes per game he gets to play House made a three. Fyvush was not thrilled with having to watch an inferior player make a shot and dance around like a dousche, so he decided to slap him in the back of the head. ESPN and the NBA thanked Fyvush for putting that douschebag in his place. F you Eddie House, no one likes you so shut your god damn mouth.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Fyvush the Ostrich


Ostriches used to scare me. Now i like them.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Fyvush Plays Tennis


Why use a regular sized tennis racket when you can use one that is much much larger? That is what Fyvush asked. Fyvush was paid well into the trillion dollar mark to sport that K-Swiss headband. I'd say K-Swiss underpaid, but I'm not going to question Fyvush's economic decisions.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Jack and Fyvush Make for FOX's Best Show


I have nothing to say about this Image other than commenting on the awesomeness of a show starring Kiefer Sutherland and 9 Fyvushs.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Derby Day with Fyvush


It was such a busy day in Chicago, and sports in general that I almost missed Fyvush's appearance at the Kentucky Derby. Luckily I was able to go back in the archives and find the photo I took of him there. So here it is. Also he bet 50 grand on Mine That Bird. 50:1 odds are no match for Fyvush.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Fyvush Knocks Out Hatton


The new welterweight champion of the world is Fyvush Finkel. There is now no doubt who is the greatest pound-for-pound boxer in the world. And that man's name is Fyvush. 2 rounds, 1 left hand, oh lord that was nasty.

Friday, May 1, 2009

X-Men Fyvush


For the first time in FyvushImages.blogspot.com, I made an Image of a movie that may not suck. I'm not a big superhero movie fan, but this movie could be alright. Look at those claws, I would not want to get scratched by those. Screw metal, Fyvush is sharper.