Sunday, May 31, 2009
Fyvush Overloads Twitter
Saturday, May 30, 2009
F-Y-V-U-S-H
Fyvush Takes Boston Public Over
"All throughout history when men look at women they want to have sex"
"How could she be accepted for all their values, when men just want to mount her?"
"You must harness your bosoms In order to squash the discrimination of the male gonads"
"A classroom is not for the mentally crazy"
"Look at my knockers"
"How dare you assassinate the character of James Madison right here in my classroom"
Here are the over nine minutes of Fyvush greatness
Friday, May 29, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Who's Scared, Fyvush or the Dinosaur?
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Fyvush Swimming with the Penguins
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Fyvush Collage
Monday, May 25, 2009
Fyvush's Memorial Day Celebration
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Fyvush Is Bored With Earth
Fyvush Starts Boston Public Off With a Bang!
Chapter One of Boston Public had no awesome intro, but did feature the only football game in the history of the show. It also featured a familiar face doing some awesome things.
The quotes-
"You see Mr. Jackson, my job is to see that you get your black ass into college"
"How many slaves Jefferson had sex with will not be on the test"
"You'll have to listen again to white my shriveled, white, Jewish ass has to say"
"Look at those breasts"
A note- the link takes you to the video, there is nothing wrong with the site that hosts it, though there may be some pop ups. A site that will let us embed is still be searched for, but for now click the above link and enjoy Fyvush in his element.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
LeBron's Step Ladder
Friday, May 22, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Help Fyvush
Fyvush Had To Pee
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
BREAKING NEWS!!
Vick Released From Prison... Thinking Fyvush
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Fyvush and Fyvush
Monday, May 18, 2009
Fyvush Jack Image Finale
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Stop Smoking Fyvush
Friday, May 15, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Polar Bears Love Fyvush
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Fyvush Graces New 44 Cent Stamp
Monday, May 11, 2009
Mirror Image of Jack Reveals Fyvush
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Mother Fyvush
Friday, May 8, 2009
Air Force One Fyvush Fly Over
On April 27th a genius named Louis Caldera set up a photo-shoot in which Air Force One would fly over Fyvush sitting in a chair. The shoot was reportedly worth $357,012, which I think is low for such an occasion. Needless to say the fly-over didn't quite go as planned, and panic spread through New York City as people thought it was the second-coming of 9/11. How in the world do you screw something like this up? Take the plane, fly over Fyvush, go back to DC. Do not fly the plane close to buildings in NYC, we have had bad memories of such happenings. Louis Caldera has been fired, Fyvush has been disappointed.
Read the real story here. It's pretty weird.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Fyvush Slaps Eddie House
After all of his antics in the first round series, and his continued douschbaggery in round two, it was about time someone gave Eddie House what he deserved. During one of his designated six minutes per game he gets to play House made a three. Fyvush was not thrilled with having to watch an inferior player make a shot and dance around like a dousche, so he decided to slap him in the back of the head. ESPN and the NBA thanked Fyvush for putting that douschebag in his place. F you Eddie House, no one likes you so shut your god damn mouth.